01.04.00
Group A
*Please note that I am spelling the titles as they appear in development.
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Reviews
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Pitch |
Review |
Borgies
(5 is good, zero is not so good) |
FANTASY |
Devilman |
Based on a comic book, this pitch
actually holds promise. I like the premise of becoming evil in order to fight evil. The
pitch is weak though and needs more meat...Borgies gotta eat! One Borgie for potential. |
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The Last Temptation Of Beth |
A sexual guru gets in trouble because
she wants to have sex for the first time. I think there is a NC-17 here, but there aren't
enough plot elements. Borgie is getting turned on, though! One Borgie. |
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DNA |
Based on a comic book. I am going
out on a limb here and guessing the pitcher uses English as a second (or third) language.
The pitch is just too hard to follow here and might be more fluent in another language. Of
course I can barely speak English myself and I'm American...Zero Borgies. |
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Plunderworld |
Lots of character descriptions and lofty
generalities, little in the way of plot elements. One Borgie. |
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COMEDY |
Life for an actor |
Actually could be an interesting
Arthouse film, but the pitch is too limited in its plot elements. One Borgie. |
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Screwdriver |
This doesn't strike me as being too
funny and I am not real impressed with the casting. Zero Borgies. |
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Millinium Prison |
Poorly written, hackneyed idea, not
enough plot elements. Zero Borgies. |
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The world ends on friday |
"Short Cuts meets American
Beauty". You need to tell us how in a non-millennium related pitch. Zero Borgies. |
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Phule's Company |
Well-written, if unfunny, pitch.
Comedy pitches are tough, because you have to make a pitch that is both funny and worth a
full length movie. One Borgie. |
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Living My Life |
"The funnies movie ever!"
Wrong! Martin Short is attached, so we both know it is immediately disqualified. One
Borgie. |
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My Little Dick |
This is an example of a hilarious pitch
that would make a nice sketch or bit, but might not sustain for ninety minutes. Two Big
Cylindrical Borgies. |
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Linda Tripp's Interview with a Vampire |
It is usually a bad idea to have any
question marks in your pitch and this one has at least three that I can count. Answer your
own questions by fleshing out a plot. Zero Borgies. |
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HollySmack |
This one starts out with promise, but
ends in hackneyed, poorly written generalities, which is too bad. Re-write it and
resubmit, please. One Borgie. |
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Joe's World |
No new ground here and poorly written to
boot. We need some interesting plot twists and I would suggest getting a pitch
doctor like Hyperboy to help out. Zero Borgies. |
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Eddie's Airport |
I reviewed
this last week. Still not funny. |
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Happy Gilmore 2 |
See Eddie's Airport above. |
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Apocalypse Cow |
Grady Mutombo is a great superhero name,
but this plot is a little thin...I can deal with a cow invasion, but why and how! One
Borgie. |
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EPIC, WESTERN &
WAR |
The Truth Called Life |
Terrible pitch that uses too many
cliches. More meat, less pithy sayings. Zero Borgies. |
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the good,the lucky, the bad, and the
ugly |
No need to remake this with (I think)
the same principals. If you want to pay tribute to Sergio Leone, write your own creative
Western, don't copy his. Zero Borgies. |
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Near the Yukon |
I don't understand the pitch as it is
written, but I know "striking gold" has been done before. Zero Borgies. |
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ROMANTIC COMEDIES |
Always A Sin |
Porno Director comes out of the porno
directing closet. I need more plot elements...maybe a rewrite is in order here. Zero
Borgies. |
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Looking For Love |
This is a personal ad for the pitcher
with no info on the plot. Zero Borgies. |
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Healthy, Wealthy, Or Wise |
It introduces a number of characters in
the pitch, but it doesn't tell us why or how the movie will be funny...Zero Borgies. |
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A Dancer's Dream |
The pitch touts an all-star cast, but
the plot doesn't rise to the occasion. Zero Borgies. |
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DRAMATIC FILMS |
The unforgettable story |
The pitch is so poorly written that it
obfuscates what may have been an interesting story. Zero Borgies. |
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Fundamentals |
I like the idea of an on-line Mafia, but
love quadrilaterals are a bit too cliche for my taste. Zero Borgies |
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72 hour life |
Man has 72-hours to live, decides to
live life to the fullest. The question is, HOW? Zero Borgies |
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The Serpent |
This sounds real similar to
Trainspotting. I suggest renting the real thing. Zero Borgies |
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Come Home Soon |
A promising pitch with a cop out last
sentence, "A touching story, which shows how love conquers adversity." Tell us
why and how. Two Borgies. |
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Daysleeper |
I don't like pitches that end in
questions, because they leave too much up too the reader's imagination. Try using
all 85 words to flesh out your pitch. Zero Borgies. |
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"Welcome to the neighborhood" |
Wow. Another pitch with a terrible last
line. It is also poorly written, which makes it hard to ascertain whether or not we have a
good plot on our hands. Zero Borgies. |
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Happy Days |
This is too similar to recent films
(Pleasantville) too compel me to vote for it. I am not crazy about adaptations
anyway...only twisted ones. Zero Borgies. |
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The Catcher in the Rye |
I don't know if a movie has ever been
made out of Catcher, but even if it hasn't, this cast and director don't seem to fit the
project. I would also like to see an expanded pitch as I cut adapted works VERY
little slack. Zero Borgies. |
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The Knuckleball |
Good pitch beginning, needs more plot
elements to take us through the rest of the story. Rewrite and resubmit. Two Borgies. |
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HORROR |
Buffy, The Vampire Slayer, Her Angel,
And The Fight For Her Life |
Not even an original twist on an
overdone story. Borgie LOVES originality! Zero Borgies. |
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Favorite Things |
Girl gets stalked by phone! Pitch ends
in a question! This pitch is indeed scary! I do like the idea of casting Tony Hawk and
might do that myself someday. One Borgie for good casting idea. |
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Haunting Love |
A couple holes in this pitch and it ends
in a question. Zero Borgies. |
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NEMESIS |
I don't know what to think about this
one, but it does use the "ignorance is bliss" cliche, so it can't be real great.
I guess a more coherent pitch would be good here. Zero Borgies. |
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Zombies Must Eat |
"General wackiness ensues"
usually dooms a pitch and this is no exception. I see it directed by two veteran
vpers, so maybe it is a goof pitch. Zero Borgies. |
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PokeDemons |
A three-part horror-fest that borrows
from Pokemon. More originality, please. Zero Borgies. |
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ACTION/ADVENTURE |
Laguna Beach |
I usually give action pitches a break
because they can still be enjoyable without having compelling plots. This pitch is
incomplete, however and uses too many cliches. One Borgie. |
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Long after midnight |
Promising start, but too many
generalities to keep my attention. More specific plot elements, please.! One Borgie. |
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NOCS in azione |
Foreign language pitch, I have trouble
with my mother tongue, etc., etc. |
No rating.FLP. |
Duke Nukem |
I don't know if a VP film has been based
on Duke Nuke 'Em yet, but it seems promising. This pitch does not however, as the
plot peters out before getting started and I'm not referring to the "One Eyed
Monster." Zero Borgies. |
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The Chasing of the Raj |
Borgie is hungry...throw him some
MEAT!!!!! Zero Borgies. |
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Knight Rider |
Sorry, but all the great posters and
script previews aren't going to help this thing until you WRITE A DECENT PITCH! You might
get lucky and slide in or have it bought in, but I would urge you to use your 85 words,
unless this is the only VP film you plan on making. One Borgie. |
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LUPIN the 3rd |
This one has "comicity", but
is not really interesting...needs more work. Zero Borgies. |
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ANIMATED |
Dikembe! |
Two pitches with a central character
named Dikembe! What are the chances? More of a spin-off than a sequel to South Park BLU.
Doesn't seem real interesting, however....you just can't improve on this classic, unless
your name is Trey Parker. Zero Borgies. |
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SCI-FI |
A Face On The Moon |
Interesting premise, but this is more of
a teaser than a pitch. What happens after contact? Two Borgies. |
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there here |
My only guess is that my 16 month old
son is now pitching movies and came up with this mess. Zero Borgies. |
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Garbage World |
Poorly written pitch. I would
concentrate on the story of the polymorphs and their effect on humans, maybe place them on
earth among us. Two Borgies. |
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Time's End |
This is a nice movie trailer, but I have
no idea what the movie is about. Rewrite!!! Zero Borgies. |
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Under The Sea |
A remake of the Little Mermaid that
sounds a lot like Splash. Zero Borgies for lack of originality. |
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Manifest Destiny: Conflict |
I really like the premise here, but need
more plot elements to convince me to vote. Rewrite it and concentrate on fleshing
out more of the pitch. Two Borgies. |
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Infinite Dreams |
Another interesting premise, but not
enough for a movie. Throw in something compelling and resubmit. One Borgie. |
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ARTHOUSE/DOCUMENTARY |
We are witnesses |
This might be a great movie, but the
pitch makes too many assumptions about our familiarities with the story's plot elements.
Good cast, but pitch needs expansion. One Borgie. |
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The Mailman |
The director choice doesn't work for me
(Shymalan!) and I think this would make a better ESPN hour-long special. I don't
think Malone's life is compelling enough to keep me watching for 90 minutes. Zero Borgies. |
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Saying Good-bye |
Perfect for the Arthouse genre. A
creative risk that will be primarily dialogue driven. Good casting, but I am not crazy
about Hughes directing...he doesn't do Arthouse. Three Borgies. |
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MYSTERY/THRILLER |
WHITE HOUSE |
Terribly written pitch. The idea has
promise (black presidential candidate faces racism on the campaign trail), but it is not a
mystery/thriller. I do like the cast, though. One Borgie. |
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Pure Expression |
Why does Paris need protection from
Lillith if she loves him? There are some holes in this pitch that need working out. One
Borgie. |
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The Shroud |
Disclaimer: I created a poster for this
pitch. I think this is a great idea, although I
would like more detail on what SPECIFICALLY will happen in the movie. Apparently there was
an Outer Limits episode that was similar to this pitch and I can't wait to see both. Three
Borgies. |
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Retinal Discharge |
Interesting premise, but the pitch
disintegrates into poorly written generalities. The help of a pitch doctor might help you
get your ideas on paper a little more clearly. Two Borgies. |
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Psychosis |
This is my pitch, so I'll just urge you
to check it out and give it your own review! |
Reviewer's Pitch. |
The Things I Owe Him |
This one has been reworked a ton, which
is good, because the pitch I am reading now is a million times better than the first
iteration. The last line is a bit vague though, and I wonder if the pitcher knows how the
plot will progress. Two Borgies. |
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I Want to become You |
An interesting pitch that ends in a
cop-out. What doesn't go according to schedule? Flesh it out and resubmit, because this
definitely has promise. Three Borgies. |
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Deadly Friends |
I would like to know more about this
story, because there are not a lot of plot elements clueing me into what is going on. It
sounds possibly interesting. One Borgie. |
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