Mein High Noon
(finished 2nd in its dev group)
Jackie Chan 3,500,000
Directed by: Hark Tsui 500,000
Total Cast and Director: 8,700,000
Genre: comedy – 20,000,000
Total Budget: 53,700,000
When a pack of pilfering perpetrators from Pennsylvania procure Paul Po's prize pasta, Po's pal Ping plots to plug their path with a powerful punch! But faster than an eight-hundred pound Sumo master can chase down a platter of ribs, our protagonists panic when pinpointed by Dr. Young Wong’s ninja henchmen. A kick to the throat here, a poorly dubbed line there, coupled with a nunchuk hit to the groin and we are faced with all out Ninja/Sumo/Bloated-Hollywood-Movie-Star warfare.